Hmm. Something has been brought to my attention.
Gana La Verde, obviously translated as "Win the Green" is a Fear Factor -like show where the green is not money, but a green card.

Man, how pathetic is this? First of all, if I were an illegal immigrant, I would be really suspicious about auditioning for this show.
"Hey, we're doing a TV show. Are you an illegal immigrant? I'm not with the INS or anything."
At first when I heard about it, I thought that they were just going to give the "winner", though I am hesitant to apply that word to this show, a green card, and I was all, "Hey, isn't that against the law?". At least that would be straight with the contestants. But no, they will actually win a team of lawyers who will work for one year to GET them a green card.

Suddenly, I aspire to be a judge. Suggestions, Jonathan? I know, I know, impartiality, but if this queer came before me with his, undoubtedly greasy, myopic legal team, I'd frown and scratch my chin for a couple of minutes and then tell them, hey, nice try, but we don't really need more people in this country desparate enough to eat worms and lightbulbs to get on TV.

Too bad it's in Spanish, because otherwise I think they could get some good Neilsons from the KKK. Additionally, do the losers get deported? Even if that isn't in the contract, I figure someone's going to figure out that the word "illegal" might not just be for decoration, and put in a few calls.

Way to go, retards. You really thought this through.

My legs hurt. The front of my thighs. I don't even know if I can go to work. Aiya. Further updates when something happens, is decided, or fails to do either.

Okay, that was pretty real. Like VSmack's allnighter, except I tried to sleep.

UTSC promised me a "worry free" summer, thanks to their something something program policy something. Why is it then, UTSC, that so much of my time has been occupied with university concerns and activities, and other worries in general? I suggest changing your claims, or taking up a greater holistic approach to anxiety management in combination with your advertising.

Anyways, sent out a bunch of e-mails, unviersity related, especially relating to my auditions for the music program. Rented a baritone (euphonium, it had to be clarified) at Long & McQuade for a very reasonable sum. So, hopefully that's set.

Additionally, I've breached level 5000 in Disgaea (I'll put up screenshots at some point), and I'm nearly to the point of trying Kokon Horay in BOF:DQ. Hope I can beat it this time through.

Going over to Alan's tonight, seeing as we have to leave early in the morning for paintball. We've rented the place out, so this should be pretty cool, especially with such a large group, and such a large facility.

Well, it's barely noon, but this morning I finished "Peasant's Quest", and "Leaven of Malice". Additionally, I found out the German word for "team" is, "Mannschaft" (or so I'm told), and that there's a show on now, like Judge Judy called "Texas Justice". I'd like to see that, if it wasn't all small claims. Even if they were misdemeanors, that could get pretty intense.

In addition to all these things, Q-107 has been playing some really good stuff this morning. The rest of the day is looking good.

Yup. Terry instructed us to "do it right; do it white" today. That was pretty funny. Additionally, there is a general concensus, from workers of all races, that the Asian customers are intolerable. I'm kind of feeling sick today, so I'm glad I was able to take it easy, and work and at home.

So, big news of the day is playing soccer at Thompson park. Unfortunately, I didn't get to stay for very long, due to work, but it was fun playing and seeing everyone again. Plus, there was this other guy called, I think his name was Hamun or something, and apparently he was on the Iranian under 12 national team. Cool.

Also, I am currently listening to that freak Finkleman on CBC Radio One, and now I have changed the channel. A few minutes ago, I sent off my third e-mail to CBC speaking out against Finkleman, and am prepared to keep doing so. If anyone would be interested in putting together a petition, let me know. 

So, we went down and paid my fees for university. No getting out now.

Also, I went to a barbeque etc. at UTSC today around 7pm. I hung out with Alex Stein, and Dong-Yi, and other Woburnites I did not expect to see there. There was live music, which was pretty good, and a dance group, and a breaking group, which were not, really. The "big picture" (ha) was Pirates of the Carribean, which was a pleasant diversion, although the sound set up was rather bad and produced long echoes. On the way out, I won a UTSC t-shirt and hat, so now I am set to represent my alma mater, whether I like it or not.

Not a bad day, although I froze biking home.

But I'll talk to you later.

Now then, yesterday was cool. We saw "Harold and Koooomuuar something something", and for coming from the makers of the movie we didn't see, it wasn't too bad. Afterwards, Boston Pizza, and I stayed over at Alan's.

Now, the big news there is that he has a very small, extrememly cute brown kitten. It is named "Opie", although the spelling may actually be "O.P", as it seems to have either/both the Autobots, and/or  the Mephisto shoes logo on it's head. it's very cute.

Anyways, I'm done typing fo now. Out.

Well, I got new shoes today. I really needed them, as my others are, at best, in very poor repair. I don't really want to talk more about shoes.